Carb Coma Cuddle
1. noun/verb. the feeling or state after the consumption of m-ssive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. the person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
“yo dude, where’s dave?”
“bro, he’s on the couch with tommy having a carb coma cuddle. they finished off the rest of the pizza.”
fat hangover food coma
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