Carb Munchies
the craving for just one more carb. known to effect people even after they consume the smallest amount of high-density sugar. once you start the slide into the carb munchies, there’s no hope of stopping. you’ve just got to have more.
“boy, i never should’ve added powdered sugar and chocolate syrup to my frosted flakes. now i’ve got the carb munchies. do we have any ice cream?”
“at first i wasn’t that hungry. i was just going to have a bowl of rice. but then after that i saw some bread on the counter, so i decided to make a sandwich. of course, i had to pop open a soda to go with it. afterwords, i was still a little hungry, so i found a couple candy bars in the back of the pantry, but while i was back there i also found an opened bag of…”
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