Carbage
a distastefully and/or poorly modified car. modifications usually include garish colour schemes, poorly designed/ill-fitting body kits, stupid spoilers (unaerodynamic aerodynamic aids), hideous alloy wheels/spinners (which may be too large for the car, preventing the front wheels from actually turning) and unfeasibly large exhausts creating illeagal noise levels. the car may be driven around whilst still being in the process of said modifications. look out for unpainted primmer, filler and dodgy patches of respray!
carbage is often created from 10-year-old-plus cheap cars such as a: nova, escort, fiesta, 205, etc, but is not exclusively limited to this end of the automobile spectrum. plenty of expensive cars have also been b-st-rdized through this process.
carbage is usually driven by the common chav, who thinks that their “wheels”/creation is the dogs b-ll-cks. chavs take their ride to a cruise/krooz (or mcdonalds car park) to show it to other equally unsavoury folk.
the word carbage is believed to have first appeared on the bbc top gear website, where there is an extensive gallery of prime examples.
the easy way of spotting a piece of carbage from the cheap end of the spectrum is that by all appearances it seems to have had an accident in the ripspeed department of halfords.
1. that nova is a piece of carbage!
2. who would b-st-rdize a lexus with burberry stripes?! what a piece of f-cking chav carbage!
3.did you see all those cars in mcdonalds? what a load of absolute carbage!
(car+garbage)
an excessive amount of trash acc-mulated in one’s motor vehicle.
“uh, you might want to get rid of all this carbage before you pick up your date tonight.”
synthetic, parasitic waste that naturally acc-mulates within an automobile, especially if you drive other people around in it.
man how did i get all this carbage? why do i have a receipt for human hand?
unhealthy foods (e.g. junk foods) but are mostly carbohydrates in nature.
“wow i just ate a lot of carbage.” – if one just consumed a large amount of bread, cookies, etc.
1. a piece of garbage turned into a car.
or
2. a car turned into a piece of garbage.
where did you pick up that piece of carbage.
the garbage which acc-mulates in one’s car.
cletis! git them lone star bottles a’nat other carbage outta my pinto!
a car that is garbage.
that ford is carbage.
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