carbe diem
a statement to use when someone comments on you eating something extremely tasty but unhealthy.
linda: “are you going to eat pizza… again?!”
john: “carbe diem, b-tch”
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a traditionally nerdy game of chess that turns into a s-xual game where as pieces are captured by the opposing player, the player who lost the piece must remove an item of clothing. this can be a rachet experience hey guys, lets play some strip chess?
- scabby cow
adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority. a ridden midden ‘uh, look at that scabby cow itching her -rs- crack in mcdonalds’ ‘have you seen louise? she’s such a scabby cow!’ ‘did you hear louise let someone her?! she’s such a scabby cow!’
- saluting the general
(noun) an erect p-n-s. named because its similar to when an army man stands straight up to salute. (verb) process of getting a hard erica walked by shaking her big old -ss and jeremy started saluting the general.
- shoo-wop
pure perfection. typically used in the 1950’s and 60’s referring to a type of dance usually used in songs of that time period. now, however, a perfect band called the arctic monkeys also use the phrase “shoo-wop” in their music and it is literally an -rg-s-m for your ears. alex turner(arctic monkeys lead singer)- shoo-wop, […]
- ridden midden
a word to describe a female who has received an extremely high number of p-n-s inside their v-g-n-, r-ct-m and in and around their mouth. ‘have you seen louise? she got by mark and elliott last night, ridden midden!’ person 1 – ‘hey, claire forbes is quite tidy?’ person 2 – ‘nah bro, she’s fat […]