Carbon buttprint


a brown stain found on the back of someone’s underwear.
i need to reduce my carbon b-ttprint.

you can start by doing a better job wiping your -ss.
1) the amount of carbon molecules used over a lifetime to produce and maintain a person’s b-tt (including those used to produce contributing animal fats and to transport goods);

2) the amount of methane and other greenhouse gases produced by a person’s b-tt over a measurable time period (e.g., a year or decade).
1) al gore may have reduced his carbon footprint by purchasing rainforest offsets, but his carbon b-ttprint remains equivalent to the annual output of a medium-sized chinese coal-fired electrical generation facility.

2) the average us carbon b-ttprint is 4.6 times greater than the average b-ttprint of zambia, new guinea, or ceylon.

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