Carbondale Cougar
a 30+ year old female of the carbondale area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly sl-t. they also have an insatiable craving for carbondale clam chowder.
watercooler discussion at work:
dude 1: “yo, did you see how sl-tty sally’s dressed today?”
dude 2: “yeah, i mean, what the f-ck is her deal anymore? she totally went f-ck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with.”
dude 1: “oh h-ll yeah. i’m gonna take her out for a drink after work. i’m gonna give that carbondale cougar the old scranton snowplow.”
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