Carbortion
the act of leaving a small child in a car in a hot parking lot so that it will die.
jamie wanted her party life back so she had a carbortion
the act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.
suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.
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