cardangle
the act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any munic-p-l region.
often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.
person 1: “what the h-ll is tom doing?!”
person 2: “oh sh-t! he’s doing the cardangle!”
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