Cardboard Drunk


noun – one who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
better not go into the room with them. franzia friday is out of control… “thanks for that. cardboard drunks are so annoying.”

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