cardenated
when someone’s friends draw stuff on you (such as p-n-ses) or to embarr-ssing things to you (no not that thing…) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarr-ssing the h-ll out of you.
“check out these pics, bro!” – bro 1
“hahaha, oh wait, is that me?!” – bro 2
“yeah, you just got cardenated!” – bro 1
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