cardiff

arrive on holday, never leave. best city in britian but not for the reasons the politicians would have you believe. usual scattering of council estate dumping grouds that politics forgot. made better by the fact that hunderds of thousands of valley folk come here every week to work, shop and entertain the locals. full of amazing welsh women. the graveyard of ambition. with the beacons to the north, sea to the south and llanelli to the west, why on earth would you want to go east?
famous for:
brains beer brewed in cardiff: outstanding, deceptive, lethal.
civic centre: compact, bijou and nice lit up at night.
great people: luv wales, luv the celts!
residual religion: it’s there in the weft & weave but the welsh, being a truly spiritual people, are resisting vigourously.
bent politics: nuff said!
ely & llanrumney: chav hot-spots. no fashion sense whatsoever.
a place in wales where the locals enjoy such diverse p-sstimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting.
man#1: i know! let’s go to cardiff for the evening, abuse some substances, than beat the cr-p out of each other.
man#2: i’ll have some of that!
how is cardiff not already in the dictionary?

the capital of wales, home of barfly and cia and river taff and roath park
wow, i fell in love with cardiff the first time is got here. weird looking signs though
one of the most gangsta places to ever live.

cardiff is the second best city to compton!
capital of wales…home of the mighty bluebirds…a great place to live, (except ely) fitzlan is the place to be lol…growimg up in cardiff consists mainly of cider and throwing up by trees…barfly rulez btw as does emporium (bullet proof – crazy)
“you are my cardiff, my only cardiff…”
not only is cardiff the capital of wales, it’s one of the liveliest places in wales. a night out here will leave you begging for more and most ‘cardiffians’ are really friendly and everyone will just approach you and you’ll end up spending the night with some awesome strangers.
there’s queen street, the street of shopping and probably the most famous street in cardiff. this is where all the shopping, entertainment and clubbing takes place.
a lot of people say that welsh girls are beautiful and they’re very right!
only problem is that there are chavs about seeing as the government decided to build loads of council estates in the neighbourhoods surrounding cardiff but there are decent neighbourhoods which were there before the sc-mbags came.
all in all, cardiff is a great city and anyone would be proud to live there!
cardiff; it’s the capital for a reason!
capital of wales, grey sc-mmy city with the hottest gash in the world. i.e. where the girls look the exact mathematical inverse of their surroundings. not as multicultural as other cities, more of a work hub for valleys people who travel to the capital due to lack of employment in their own towns. hence cardiff is generally home to some of the finest welsh poontang on the planet. a notable mention also goes to english students who make up a fair proportion of the city centre’s youth population. cardiff university attracts not necessarily the brightest students, but without a shadow of a doubt the most beautiful girls from all around the united kingdom. a must see for any male tourist, though certainly not for its architecture. be wary of going out on a friday/sat-rday night in the city centre; it is much better to just soak up the sights during the day time, when the main shopping street is packed to the brim with exemplary gash.
miroku: so, er, made any nice purchases today?
hot cardiff girl: yes, i bought a handbag and i found a 9 ct gold plated hoop earring outside the job centre plus

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trim: yo, blud, did you know dat in cardiff city centre dey upgraded job centre to job centre plus? dat’s well good bruv, now i might be able to find myself some jobs ya get me?

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pua: excuse me, i just saw you from over there and i think you are adorable. i had to come over and talk to you. what’s your name?
hot cardiff girl: i’m 15
(pua runs away)

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cardiff university is a quality academic research inst-tution. it researches every single hot gash in the united kingdom and uses special magic academic powers to attract them to cardiff, in order to provide the males with the gash they need to study effectively.

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