Cardio Culinary Resuscitation
after you’ve had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don’t feel any more satiated than when before you ate. to cure both your hunger and your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. this act is cardio culinary resuscitation.
sh-t those ribs were made out of cardboard. guys, we need some cardio culinary resuscitation to atone for what we’ve done.
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