Cardiomasterbation
to make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart’s imaginary p-n-s.
“i just finished watching norbit and the adventure of pluto nash, i want to kill myself.” (then proceeds with cardiom-st-rb-t–n)
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