cardtard
someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. they usually rear their stupid heads at the blackjack tables.
so i was in vegas playing blackjack. i got dealt a pair of kings. the dealer had a five showing. this cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. the dealer drew a 6 and i lost $100 bucks. wtf?
a cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. the term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.
‘cardtardness’ includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.
additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a ‘karen’).
when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.
man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break
a person who really sucks at poker.
carlos sucks at poker
a cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. the term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.
‘cardtardness’ includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.
additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a ‘alex’).
alex is a cardtard, obviously there can be two runs in one turn in the game of -sshole
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