Care package whore


the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.
person 1: holy sh-t theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it

person 2: dude dont be a care package wh-r- n-body likes that

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