Care-switch
care-switch, n. – a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. it controls the male’s ability to give a f-ck about people they love, predominantly females. in most cases, the male’s switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant -sshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. this unfortunate component of a male’s brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. the only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to dis-ssociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one’s gender.
girl: he broke my heart for no reason! he said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! what’s wrong with him?!
girl 2: his care-switch just got flipped. happens all the f-ckin’ time.
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