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• h2orowish

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• catch me fuck me glasses

  the eyegl-sses issued in the us army are cynically nicknamed: “catch-me-f-ck-me” gl-sses. they are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed gl-sses. i was in army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-f-ck-me-gl-sses.

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