cargasm
what you have when you see a ride so fly that you shoot a load in your pants.
“look at that car!”
“ohhhh, man, i think i just had a cargasm”
the intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.
d-mn, i had a cargasm at the exact moment that my “j-p piece of sh-t” lexus toasted cory’s “built to fail” cr-pstang.
an -rg-sm that is less s-xual and more joy-filled that originated from looking at a car, sitting in a car, looking at a picture of a car, being in a presence of a car, or other things relating to cars.
i sat in a vanquish today and i got the biggest cargasm!
i saw a pic for the new demon! total cargasm!
the event in which a person (usually male) exhibits -rg-sm like symptoms in the presence of a rare and/or exquisetly modified automobile.
“when nate saw that lambo sittin on 24 inch blades, he had a car-gasm.”
the intense moment of pleasure one gets from a vehicle, whether seeing, drivvng, or hearing it.
i had a cargasm when i hit third and wasted that j-p piece of sh-t honda
i think it is pretty much self explanatory if you ask me…you see a hot car…and you just can’t contain yourself!
everytime i see a nissan skyline gt-r i have a car-gasm! which may be better than the real thing!
what you get when you google a bugatti veyron or a lamborghini reventon
when i watch a video with a reventon or bugatti in it…i have a cargasm
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