Cargo Syndrome
a syndrome suffered by those who need to search through an excessive amount of pockets everytime they need to find their personal belongings.
pete: ‘hey man, can you spot me $2?’
simon: ‘in a second man… im suffering from a nasty episode of cargo syndrome’
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