Carl Astbury
someone who has m-ssively large pectorals muscles, strong enough to bench-press 2 cows, with no arms.
this person also guzzles energy drinks and strives to have s-x 24/7.
guy 1: dude! did u see that guy with no arms having s-x in public with that blond chick, while bench-pressing 2 cows and drinking monster through his soda hat?
guy 2: ya, he was carl astbury
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