carl gallagher
holy sh-t carl is every guys dream life. smoking hot girl friend in season 6 is rich and owns his own house at the age of f-cking 15. hes truly a god to many
guy 1: you know the kid named carl gallagher from 2119 wallace street
guy 2: h-ll ya hes a bad -ss
guy 1: dude he just f***** your girl friend
guy 2: sh-t…
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