Carl Joakim
male, with these characteristics:
1. good humor
2. s-xy, well built body
3. treats his woman with respect
4. is great in bed, gives a lot
5. is a great dad
6. works hard, and earns a lot of money
7. is handy
8. is a gentleman, but still also a bad boy
9. does almost everything his woman asks him to do
10. fun at parties
omg, he is soooo carl joakim
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