carl logic
compleately retared statement that rejects all comon sense and anything that would work properly, one step sideways of girl logic…
that light bulb is in the toilet, chevy is the best car ever it cant be beat by anything in a race but it really sucks. the wind blows left but the box explodes carl logic
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