Carlen
a tall dark and handsome s-xy stud of a man with a nice b-m & nice lips. is very blessed in the area of having a huge “ego”. carlen is a lover not a fighter. he is often out of sight and loves to bite when the time is right. also a very caring and loving man. also known as a charmer.
“look at that guy down the hall! he is such a carlen. that’s whats on the platter tonight.”
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