Carlos Zambrano
1. pitcher for the chicago cubs. know for tantrums, sky-pointing, bat-breaking, gl-sses-making, out-striking, instant messaging-related injuries, manliness, and being the hugo chavez of baseball.
2. anyone who is known for being a beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as nails or broken gl-ss gl-ss
wow! that guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a carlos zambrano.
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