Carlson Handshake
the act of giving someone a “little something extra” to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. this generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of s-xual favours.
my wife wanted some new furniture, and i had said no, but when she closed the deal with a “carlson handshake”, the next thing you know i am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!
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