Carlson School of Management
(n) {originally english, (1998)}
1. an inst-tution in minneapolis, minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.
us: \kärl-‘ên skül êv ‘man-ij-mênt\
international: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\
1. (in conversation) my son is studying at the carlson school of management. (reply) oh, so i see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.
a second-tier business school at the university of minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their acts and a b+ in their joke of a marketing cl-ss makes them special. graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullsh-t words, such as “leverage” or “collateral”, to hide the fact that they’re not as smart as they think they are.
john, that douchebag over there, graduated from the carlson school of management.
i should have known, he was using bullsh-t words like “collateral” during the 1 o’clock meeting today. n-body knew what the f-ck that -sshole was talking about.
a school of high achieving students that are hated upon because of their future wealth.
i hate jim, he is going to be making so much money because he goes to the carlson school of management.
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