carlton

taken from the character carlton from fresh prince. a black man that follows the steriotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes.
carlton from fresh prince
taken from the character carlton from fresh prince. a black man that follows the stereotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes…

…a definition deemed totally acceptable to all but black males named carlton with what can be deemed a middle cl-ss upbringing / outlook and therefore don’t swagger around acting the n-gg-r or faking an accent to help put others at ease with thier presence / mentality.
“you’re actually called carlton.” giggles,”can you do the dance?”

slap…

“nope”
a carlton is defined by his extreme generosity and ability to put his friends before himself. the invisible force of positiveness in every scenario imaginable.

a carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. he usually provides premium cl-ss driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.

carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. carlton spends time contemplating about life.

in a nutsh-ll, carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
scenario a: a and b both have -ssignments on due within 3 hours. b asked a for help. a spend 2.5 hours writing b’s -ssignment and rushed his own in half an hour.

a: here is your -ssignment.
b: thank you for being such a carlton! i love you!

scenario b:
best person alive! win!

scenario c:
carlton stop telling to quit drugs!

a mythical s-x creature. one who f-cks many b-tches because of his swag. is multi-talented and is often the star of many sports teams, and a real life action hero. have you seen “taken”? its like that, plus he f-cks b-tches. the epitome of a studm-ffin.
bystander #1: holy sh-t! did carlton just cut the head off that dragon?
bystander #2: yeah and now he’s f-cking your mom!

bystander #1: (tear) i’m honored…
a lovely guy, who generally cares about his friends.

he is good in bed and easy to please; but is not always faithful to his partners.

but d-mn, he is hot.
carlton walks past..

i would
a small sh-tty town in north-eastern minnesota. carlton is nestled near jay cooke state park and the duluth/superior metro (if one dares to call it that)area. carlton resides in carlton county. well known for it’s undereducated and pervasive police force–carlton county sheriffs department. over time it has developed the monicker “hazard county of the north”, a direct refference to the television series “dukes of hazard”.

orig-n-lly a railroad town, carlton is now mostly a place where old people go to die and the young wish they were old. there is absolutley nothing redeamable about this town; you can’t even eat the fish in the st. louis river.
random urbanite observer: “is that kid on drugs? i mean he reeealy looks f-cked up.”

duluthian: “oh yah, that kid. he’s ah from carlton dontcha know.”

random urbanite observer: “really!?”

duluthian: “you-betcha”

the greatest afl team of all time…

winner of 16 premierships and another one is coming soon..

nicknamed the blues, carlton are one of the rising teams in this years compet-tion.
‘how bl–dy good were carlton last night?’

‘yeah they owned them sc-mbags from collingwood?’

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