Carlton (Banks)
black males who behave like whites or talk very proper. “fresh prince of bel-air” reference
jerome goes to college, he is such a carlton
derived from the character on will smith’s tv series “fresh prince of bellaire,” carlton banks is a term used to describe guys with various feminine tendencies or romantic shortcomings. can be shortened to a “carlton”
carlton banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a “cup of coffee” he’d be like, “sorry, i don’t drink coffee this early, but i could come over around nine and play scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle.”
a carlton banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have s-x with his girlfriend. like, “i feel like it will mess things up,” or, “i’d rather just cuddle.” while cuddling is nice, so is s-x!
basically a carlton banks is that “sweet but stupid” boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.
girlfriend: “no one’s home, so do you wanna come inside, or are you too tired?”
carlton banks: “yeah i am pretty tired. i think i’m gunna go home.”
girlfriend: “no one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?”
carlton banks: “no thanks. i like waking up alone in my own bed.”
girlfriend: “oh ok… wait what?”
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