carlton fisked
to send the brain stem of a would be -ssailant down his spine and out of his r-ct-m onto the concrete with a baseball bat.
wannabe gangster: gimme all your money or i’ll beat you up.
victim: umm no.
wannabe gangster: yes.
(out comes the louisville slugger) wham!!!
victim: you’ve been carlton fisked.
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