Carlton in Lindrick
strange, drive through place where n-body stops. south carlton is posh, but the level of pikeyness increases the further north you go, until you reach the co-op at the top of the village.
also, the road names change along the same road. confuses sat navs
quite a lot of road ninjas!
“for gods sake, dont go through carlton in lindrick, we’ll just get lost/shot/mugged/arrested.” wife
“i’ve got to go this way because i need to score from co-op, before i go to doncaster court…” husband
Read Also:
- carrying coals to Newcastle
it means a pointless, useless situation or action. “why are you decorating your christmas tree in march? this way you are carrying coals to newcastle!”
- Carry On My Wayward Son
greatest song by rock band kansas, better than point of no return by a longshot. simple to air guitar to, even easier to sing/improv to. used in the greatest show on earth, supernatural, and regrettably not getting enough attention. best when sung as a a duet with an amanda, whilst leg-guitaring. -lunch- v: carry on […]
- Cartwright
one whose ancestors made carts for a living. cannot remember sh-t when half asleep. but if you need someone to listen to 45 minutes or more,over the phone, without speaking, find one of these. also a music prescriber. “wait i did that? i must of had a cartwright moment.” i can’t fall asleep. i’ll call […]
- Mannweib
(german)an offensive term in the german language meaning “a woman that looks like a man.”. (americanized) to be an ugly b-tch, a failure at life, and have no friends. jessica is such a mannweib. stop being such a mannweib.
- casanova supernova
a casanova supernova is a man, who gets with a girl or woman, cheats lies and uses them, yet thinks saying a few simple words will make them stay with him. some do, until they figure it out for themself. ” he cheated on me the night i was going into hospital” “he must be […]