Carly Rae-Jected
to find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for carly rae jepson’s song “call me maybe”.
girl 1: well, i was gonna ask tom out, but it turns out he’s gay.
girl 2: ouch. carly rae-jected.
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