Carlynton


a high school on kings highway located in rosslyn farms, pa. usually graduates about 150 – 250 people per graduating cl-ss. this high school is combines the outcasts of crafton, carnegie, and rosslyn farms and trys to “teach” them. teachers are c level at best and the most technological thing in this school is a vending machine. the princ-p-ls are usually out of touch a-holes. the only good thing to come out of this school was bill cowher and that was 20 yrs ago.
college admissions: looks like you got straight as. this is very good.

potential student: thanks i tried really hard.

college admissions: the only problem is that you went to carlynton, expect to see a rejection letter in the mail.

potential student: aw man, what am i supposed to tell my mom when i didn’t get accepted at pheonix online?

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