carmyhle
someone who is reliable, trust worthy and is real with everyone. f-cking h-ll she’s cute too! you’ll be lucky to even see a carmyhle once in your lifetime so might swell cherish one when you see one.
me: i need someone..
friend: you need a carmyhle mate
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