carniwhore
derogatory term for a vegan or vegetarian who has s-x with meat-eaters. the ant-thesis of a vegans-xual.
“i can’t believe she’s dating that animal-eating guy after the way she’s gone on and on about how killing animals is wrong. if her values are that big of a deal to her why isn’t she keeping to her own kind? what a carniwh-r-!
a wh-r- who has mastered the act of f-ll-t– and is on a d-ck only diet. in other words a wh-r- who devours the d-ck.
a combination of the word carnivore and wh-r-.
that b-tch is a carniwh-r-, she fit the whole d-ck in her mouth.
that b-tch is such a carniwh-r-, she gives the best head.
a meat crazy sl-t
that b-tch from work, alisha, she’s a carniwh-r-
someone who is so desperate they turn to employees of carnivals (the sleaziest and easiet of all employee species) for s-xual attention
ashley – i can’t believe shawn is with his new girlfriend at the state carnival
kayla – ash don’t worry about it
ashley – no kayla it’s not!!!! i need to find a random guy here to show him that any guy is better than him
kayla – what are you going to ashley? don’t do anything crazy
ashley – how about that guy working at the dart stand?
kayla – ewww him, come one girl your way too good to be labeled as a carniwh-r-
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