Caroflage
noun. the use of decorations such as leis around the rearview, roxy stickers, or license plate holders that indicate a hot girl is driving the car when in fact the vehicle is being operated by an old, haggerd woman.
“dude, pull up next to that chick!”
-acceleration, sideways glance-
“oooooh, f-ckin caroflage, that b-tch looks at least a hundred and sixty!”
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