Carolina Hoedown
the act of getting a bl-wj-b after taking a messy sh-t and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your sh-t while blowing you. you then ask her to stick a finger in your -ss and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
friend: dude did you get laid last night?
male: no, but i busted out the carolina hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
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