Carpal Funnel Syndrome


a stiff, sharp pain in one’s neck. usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.
last weekend i funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck’s killing me. i’m fairly certain i’m suffering from carpal funnel syndrome.

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