Carpal Thumbel Syndrome
a syndrome where the thumbs can’t be used to text on a smartphone due to over texting.
unlike carpal tunnel, where the problems occur due to a median nerve in the wrist, carpal thumbel is due to a nerve pinching in the hand.
“kara, why can’t you type a text?”
“i can’t move my thumbs! i have tingling, numbness, weakness, and pain in my thumbs! could it be carpal tunnel!?”
“no. what you suffer from is carpal thumbel syndrome.”
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