Carpe Dame


carpe dame means to ‘seize the girl”
mark….boy i sure think that gal with the brown hair and the big knockers is cute.
tom….ya she is a cutie.
mark… i wanna ask her out ,but she’s busy looking at the cuc-mbers.
tom…screw it…be a man and “carpe dame”
mark…no sh-t…here i go!

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