carped


a revenge tactic in a prank war. use coat hangers or wire to attach carp (or your fish of choice) to the undercarriage of a car. most effective in the summer. after a few days the smell will be very noticeable but not obvious where it is coming from. it is the perfect prank because no permanent damage will be caused and it will not cost any money to the pranked other than maybe a few car washes.
we need to get dave back for putting toothpaste under my door handles. i think he needs to get carped!

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