carpenters dream
flat as a board and easy to nail
a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter’s dream, she’s flatter than the state of florida!
flat as a board and never been screwed
a flat woman. compare to pirate’s dream. from an unwarped board.
paula is a carpenter’s dream!
flat as board and easy to nail!
first coined in 1903 by h. cleveland lowenbrau to describe the baronesse of eastern slovovia
your mom’s lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a “carpenter’s dream”
a girl who’s as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she’s easy to nail.
i can’t find a date for sat-rday night, so i’ll just ask out my neighbor – she’s a carpenter’s dream.
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