carpet
the thick, knotted m-ss of pubic hair just north of the v-g-n-.
“i unb-ttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet.”
a soft material used to cover floors
i skipped happily along the carpet, and when i tripped i only chipped four teeth.
a lush expanse of hair covering the v-lv-, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.
“mmmm, check out that carpet, i wish i was eating some of -that-!”
a woman’s pubic hair
her carpet was well trimmed.
the name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car’s windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.
“hey, i just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! those stray cats are driving me crazy!!
a small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten
“have you shat on the carpet?” “no, i havent shatten the car pet yet today.”
modern day drug dealers terms for £300
i’d say thats worth a carpet
Read Also:
- Tura
to not be able to pr-nounce any words containing more than one syllable. he’s drunk too much. the guy’s completely, tura’d. or i can’t understand you, you god-d-mn tura! a salty, disgruntled hating individual hey, carl why you hating on my hair your being such a tura a salty, disgruntled hating individual hey, carl why […]
- carpetuation
occurs when vacuuming. the act of running the vacuum over the same suction resistant body over and over, picking it up and looking at it, then putting it back down and trying to suck it up again. timmy furiously vacuumed over the paper clip trapped in the carpet. unsuccessfully, he picked it up and stared […]
- hey nigger
similar to a “hey mister,” except instead of buying alcohol from a store, you’re asking a black guy for weed, on the street. hey n-gg-r you know where da weed at? yo hey n-gg-r where dat smoke at?
- HGUE
1. description of a guy named chris’s p-n-s. 2. so huge that they cant even spell it right. or 3. hairy giant ugly evil p-n-s. “omg chris your p-n-s is hgue!”
- turd dry dock
after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet….do your business. thus, t-rd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to p-ss somebody off or just gross them out. joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss’ christmas party? mike- yeah, that b-st-rd gave me a no-motion […]