Carpet Ass


someone with a really hairy -ss and that you can’t see skin for the obstruction of hair.
if i shaved that -ss i’d be able to make a persian rug from it dude!

total carpet -sser…we could open a shop with that -ss!
someone with a really hairy -ss and that you can’t see skin for the obstruction of hair.
if i shaved that -ss i’d be able to make a persian rug from it dude!

total carpet -sser…we could open a shop with that -ss!
someone who plays furcadia
kawinma is such a carpet -ss!

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