carpet breathe
1. the taste in ones mouth has giving oral s-x to a female.
2. smell of ones breathe after giving oral s-x.
steve stands in lee’s face after oral s-x… “what’s up?”
lee says “wow, you have bad carpet breathe!”
steve relies “my bad, been eatin my girl p-ssy.”
steve replies “been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!”
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