carpet douchebagger
in many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.
carpet douchebagger – n – kar-pet d–sh bag-err
1. in reference to carpetbaggers of civil war era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. someone who is a db to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
hey red, this guy next to me is talking sh-t about the bartender and is scr-w-ng with the remote after every commercial! to top it off, he didn’t even tip! what a carpet douchebagger!
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