Carpet Hair


hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.

ex. scene kids, p-rn stars.
1: ew do you see that girls hair?
2: yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that sh-t.
a buzz cut that’s shorter than 1 inch
ed: why did you say that andy has carpet hair?

kelly: his hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.
a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.

can also be known as sh-tskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.
daniel: “touch ashleys hair, it feels like carpet.”

jesse: “i want to rub my ball sack on his his ‘carpet hair’.”

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