carpet hole


one of the 100 different ways to say v-g-n-. in this case the v-g-n- has a “carpet,” and is thereby not a clean shaven one.
peppermint p: come on you extra chromosome totin p-ss freak. go on and show charlie b your carpet hole.
marcie: f— no. i like toast!!

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