carpet knees


what one gets when giving a bl-w j-b while kneeling on the carpet. the knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. not as serious as rug burns.
rom: hey what did you do for lunch today?

gina: just look – i hooked up with dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
what one gets when giving a bl-w j-b while kneeling on the carpet. the knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. not as serious as rug burns.
rom: hey what did you do for lunch today?

gina: just look – i hooked up with dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

Read Also:

  • Cave Monster

    (cavus monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. it primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. there they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as […]

  • cazille

    one big bad -ss motherf-cker that guy is a cazille

  • Champz

    commonly used to define the coolest person in a group of random n-bodies. also usually very muscular, large, has a deep voices, and is very s-xy. person 1: wow out of all those people, only one is cool. person 2: that must be the champz. person 1: couldn’t think of a better description myself.

  • Chanderology

    a lifestyle that the residents of chandler crossings subscribe to. the chanderologist is p-ssionate about “living the good life” and likes to work hard and play harder. “mike practices chanderology. today he is going to study before going to the gym, laying out at the pool, playing a game of pickup basketball and hanging out […]

  • charlie bartletting

    1) the action of spazzing out on any drug, specifically ritalin. 2) playing piano with extreme soul while on ritalin while wearing tighty whiteys and sungl-sses and black converse. dude, how much ritalin did you take? you’re like, totes charlie bartletting!


Disclaimer: carpet knees definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.