Carpet Match the Drapes


term used when someone is asking whether a person’s pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. this question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
hey charlie, i saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. did the carpet match the drapes?

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